Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Hey, so I got a tablet!

Which means that come January I'll start updating again! Hoo-ray!

Friday, December 18, 2009















Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Comic on Hiatus Until I Get A New Tablet

So I'm going to have to put the comic on hiatus until I get a new tablet, as my current one refuses to work at all.
I'm sorry about this, I've spent the last hour trying to get the damn thing to work to no avail. I'll keep trying until I get a new tablet, but until I actually get that new tablet, don't expect any comics. I'm sorry.
To know when the comic comes back if you're that interested in it (I know there aren't too many people who are), check back in January, I hope to have a new tablet by then. If I do get some comics up before then, check my Twitter. If you think Twitter is a retarded wasted of time, subscribe to the RSS feed (does this comic have one?). Actually, that's probably the easiest way to know.

Again, sorry about this. Shitty fucking tablet.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

By late Monday I may have meant late Tuesday

The school requires me to get this stupid alcohol thingy by tomorrow and I have, forever, been unable to get the damn thing to work. If I don't complete this by tomorrow, I pay the school $250 bucks and I simply don't have that money, so, since I imagine making this thing work will be a royal pain in my ass, I will probably have the comic up sometime Tuesday.

I'm sorry.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

039 - This Is A Test For The Emergency Broadcast System



Hey, I got this one up before Wednesday! I'm getting back into my routine!

Anyway, this idea was way way way more terrible before, but after I had a chat with a good friend and he helped me make this idea better than it was before. Now, I'm not sure if this idea is funny, but it's way more bearable than the original idea.

THERE IS A MINI


ALSO THIS MINI IS VERY MUCH LIKE THE PREVIOUS MINI

- Have a good week.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Comic up Tuesday

Okay, shit, I slept through my alarm. After 6 PM it is!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

038 - Shake Your Booty



That one took way too long for a cheap shock joke. I'm sorry. I am, however, happy with how the last panel turned out.

Also, if you can't tell, I'm shit at drawing girls. Yeah, still working on the female anatomy, face, all that stuff. Gah. Well, I'll include more women in the comic, that'll help with the practice.

MINI COMIC


This one looks a bit too much like Kate Beaton. Sorry.

Seriously, stop those goddamn masturbation jokes. I can't enjoy a goddamned Sunny D anymore because I'll shake it and a friend's like "Hurr hurr" and I'll say SHUT THE FUCK UP I JUST WANT TO ENJOY THIS GOLDEN LIQUID NOW I'M MAKING A PEE JOKE GREAT.

- See you next Monday. I'll be waiting. Maybe you will be. If I keep these updates late, then it'll be you doing the waiting. We'll see.

Oh, by the way, a post I did on Destructoid was featured! Yeah!

Monday, October 12, 2009

Update will be today at some point

Check back Tuesday, the update should be up by then.
Sorry it's gonna be late again, classes, man. Let me tell ya, they're a bitch.
They also provide a good excuse for my lack of initiative.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

037 - Necessary Paperwork



Holy shit! Remember when I used to do this comic?

Of course you don't, someone would have to actually read this comic to remember it.

Anyway, I'm going to start updating this thing every Monday I possibly can again. Sorry this one was so late, but stuff happened. Then some more stuff happened. Then, and wouldn't you believe it, even more stuff happened. Craziness, I tell ya.

Anyway, here you are. A comic.

I must say that I have stopped caring trying to make these comics funny. I mean, I'll still try to make them funny, but if they're not I can deal with that, I really want to use this to practice my art. Make my shapes look less flat and all that. I'll still use this to practice writing funny comics as well, but I won't be heartbroken if I can't come up with anything. I'll call it the "KC Green Method".

Is there a mini comic?

Unfortunately, not this week. Minis will continue again next week. Until then, here's a bunch of art I did in this comic's absence!

Oh my God I'm standing against a wall!


Oh my God Strawberry Clock is flying!


Oh my God I'm playing video games!


Oh my God I'm coming up with an idea for a video game!


Oh my God I practiced heads!


Oh my God sideburns!


Oh my God unicorn!


Oh my God the beach!


Oh my God I AM a video game (this one is about four pictures late...)








That was a lot of pictures.

- See you next Monday!

Monday, August 3, 2009

My tablet's giving me shit

My tablet is being a douchebag right now and is refusing to cooperate. I'll get this comic up though, I swear. Give me a bit.

Monday, July 27, 2009

036 - I'm So Witty



Gargh, I had a busy week, so I didn't work on the comic. I hiked the Appalachian Trail for three days of it and the other days I was doing things, so I did nothing.

I'll get back into the swing of things. I swear.

MINI



Yeah, fuck that comic!

- Have a super neato week.

Monday, July 20, 2009

035 - Sorry

MINI


Whoo! Yeah! Two in a row!

So I've had a bit of trouble with ideas and whatnot. I've looked back at all the ideas I've written down and, well, I hate them all, so I've got to get a good supply of funny from somewhere. I'll keep looking.

I do have an idea, so I'll get that done for next week. We'll see where things go from there.



Almost didn't do one, but then I decided to at least half-ass one.

- Have a good week.

Monday, July 13, 2009

034 - I Got Distracted



Whoops, went to a movie and never did a comic for this week! Here's a filler!

Mini Comics

The following mini comics are what happen when you vow to do this week's comic on a Monday night and find yourself incapable of coming up with any comic ideas.

GRAB DEM TITTIES WIT BOTH HANDS

HOW TO FUCKING ROCK THAT SHIT THAT's RIGHT!

AW SHIT YEAH

REMINDS ME OF THAT TIME I PUNCHED A GUY SO HARD IN THE FACE IT HURT HIM A LITTLE!

COBRA COMMANDER IN HOT PANTS

I JUST BITMAPPED SO HARD ALL OVER YOUR FACE

SHOOT LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM YOUR SPLEEN

IF THE SUN TOOK THE DAY OFF WE'D PROBABLY ALL DIE

Monday, July 6, 2009

033 - Diminishing Returns



Hey how's it going I'm back. I hope you enjoyed your three weeks without any comics because they've come to an end.
Nothing fancy with this comic. Just something to get back into the groove. I don't like the drawing in the last panel.

not so MINI COMIC



In Italy, while I was relaxing at the hotel when not doing tourist-y stuff like sightseeing or getting food from restaurants, I'd see what was on Italian television. Let me tell you, Italian television programming is crazy. They've got some strange game shows, there's tits in commercials for bottled water, the late night programming is softcore porn, and their MTV actually plays music. It's crazy shit.

One thing I remember in particular was that I watched quite a few episodes of several shows, one of them being Power Rangers: Ninja Storm. All the episodes were in Italian, and I didn't have as good a grip on the language as I would have liked to have. So, I watched quite a few episodes of Power Rangers: Ninja Storm in a language I didn't understand yet. I've also forgotten a lot about the episodes since then. So, this synopsis of an episode is somewhat akin to Frankenstein's monster. It's ugly, it's big, and it's put together using several different episodes (probably).

Also, here's a colored version of a particular drawing in that comic I really like.



Enjoy!

- Ciao!

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Come back in two weeks

No updates for two weeks because I am in Italy.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

032 - Mood Shift



This ability could totally come in handy somewhere.

I get the feeling this joke's been done before. I mean, it wouldn't be surprising if it was, I'm fairly sure that every joke ever has already been used.

Anyway, this one's another play on words. I really should stop with these. However, I have not had a lot of time to do this comic, what with graduation and all things related to graduation going on. So, I found this idea in my idea bin and decided it'd be easy and fast enough to do. I was right. I have plenty of time to spare.

Something possibly affecting updates
I would like to mention that I will be traveling around Europe for two weeks soon with no Internet connection or computer or anything like that. So, there's a very good possibility I will not update in my absence. A very very good possibility. I'll see what I can do, but, either way, just expect at least two weeks without updates.

OH MY GOD HERE'S A MINI



Seriously, what the fuck.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

031 - Van Hemochromatosis



Boy, what a terrible looking explosion.

Anyway, here's the comic. This one is special because, unlike the last I-don't-know-how-many comics, I actually finished this one before update time! Now, granted, I finished it only 25 minutes before then, but it gave me enough time to write this out and do a not-so-rushed mini comic. I also had fun doing this comic, so there's that, too.

It's unfortunate I couldn't find any medical conditions involving blood that sound more like "Helsing" than "Hemochromatosis", since that doesn't sound a thing like "Helsing" But, it had more S's than "Hemophilia", so I put it in. Maybe one day I'll think of a better pun involving blood and Bram Stoker's Dracula for the title, and I'll shake my fist at the air and curse.

This comic is somewhat special, as it is the last comic I will ever completely draw as a high school student. I will be graduating this Friday. Holy shit stuff!

Mini Comic



Just droppin' some knowledge on ya.

- Have a bloody good week, eh?

I hate myself for that pun. Ow.

Monday, May 25, 2009

030 - This Comic Is Political Or Something



Here you are. I've been busy all week. I also didn't even draw this at my house, but I made this comic JUST FOR YOU.

See you next week. I'll try to kick my not doing this comic habit.

MINI


Here you go.

- Goodbye. Have a relaxing week.

Monday, May 18, 2009

029 - Only Mildly Based Off Of A True Story


This comic is so fucking meta it hurts!

Anyway, yeah, there ya go. This is based off a true story. Twice, actually.

So, there ya go. Sorry it's late. Again.

I remember when I used to have my comics finished by Sunday nights, let alone started by then. Oh well, maybe I'll start working on them earlier someday. As long as I don't need to stay up until 4 in the morning like last time.

MINI COMIC

I give you two this week to make up for the lack of one last week.



Yes.



There ya go.

I saw Star Trek last week. It was awesome. I'd go as far as to say it was one of, if not the best movie this year so far.

- Have a good week.

Monday, May 11, 2009

028 - Going Down Down Down Down Down




Jesus Chris I thought I'd never finish this. I'll fix up any mistakes I may have made tomorrow.

I'm really really really really sorry it's so late.

I didn't include myself in this comic because I don't want Dragons With Pom Poms to turn into a complete author wank.

I got the inspiration for this when, while visiting the New York Museum of Art, I found out they have people standing on the elevators like this. I call them elevator jockeys, but not to their face. I don't know what they're actually called.

I actually attempted this joke on the elevator jockeys. The first year I visited the museum, the lady that was tending to the elevator actually responded with the answer to the joke (as illustrated in the article). She seemed less annoyed doing it, and everyone in the elevator had a laugh. It was the high point of my day.

The next year no one caught on to the joke, but I did get into some interesting conversations with people about working at the museum.

Also, think of this comic as a way of saying "Yeah, I hate the puns I made the last few comics, too." Really, I hate puns, yet I somehow like them at the same time. It's strange.

MINI COMIC!



I'll do a mini comic when I get home from school tomorrow. I'm way too tired to do one at the moment.

-Have a week.

Ah fuck, Blogspot doesn't want images this big! I'll upload it to the alternate host in a moment.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

027 - My Other Power Is Sexual Healing



Oh me.

I'm sorry this comic is another wordplay, but I did this last minute as a replacement for what was originally going to be this week's comic.

Why did I switch comics so late in the schedule? Well, to put it frankly, the first comic just wasn't funny. At all. It was two guys talking and laughing about how they accidentally killed their friend. It's much more tastefully done than what it sounds like, but it wasn't funny. At no point in the comic would someone say "Oh, haha, that's humorous in some way."

So I switched it for this comic which I came up with about five hours ago and drew an hour ago. It's much better. Maybe someone might actually find it funny? I'm not holding my breath, but I hope so.

So I'm very sorry to have a second consecutive week where the joke is some wordplay. Very very very sorry. Hopefully things will be different next week. Maybe I'll actually, you know, work on the comic before Sunday.

I start work again next week. Rafting season is beginning again, which means I can start earning money. With each paycheck I get I'm going to be putting a little bit toward a website and a little bit toward getting a fancy Cintiq monitor. It'll only be a forever and half before I get enough scratch saved up for one, but I'm patient. The rest goes to college and other general things like video games and not starving to death.

The prospect of having a Cintiq monitor excites me in ways it really shouldn't. Honestly, it's one of my dreams to have a Cintiq. Whenever I see one my mouth waters and I see a little montage of all the things Cindy (the name of the monitor in my dreams) and I would do together. The drawing. The doodling. The scribbling. The erasing. The laughing. The crying. The long walks in the park. Staring into each other for hours on end. The passionate lovemaking...

Right, anyway.

MINI COMIC TIME



I've got no comment on this one. I thought up and did this about 7 minutes ago. I really procrastinated this week. I'm sorry.

I wonder if I apologize this much in my other posts... I should, you know, do updates I don't feel the need to apologize for.

-Have a frakkin awesome week.

PS. For the large amount who don't get the joke (sorry sorry sorry), in the last panel the skeleton is singing Dog Eat Dog by Adam Ant.